Monday, November 12, 2007

Whenever I read about the perils of drinking, I give up reading.

A woman goes into a hardware store and wanders around for a while and picks up a hinge. She wanders around a while longer and captures the attention of a clerk, who watches her. She finally settles down in one certain aisle, and just kind of hangs there. Eventually, the clerk walks over to her and asks, "Can I give you a screw for that hinge?" "No," she says, "but I'll give you a blowjob for that electric toaster."

Dream Of Dani

1 Comments:

At 1:50 AM, Blogger Tengku Adrian said...

open up..!! I love the possition

 

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