Vampires are a pain in the neck.
A sailor in New orleans has only a dollar to have a good time with. He spends half on a pack of cigarettes and a beer and offers the remaining 50 cents to a tough whore. She accepts. She takes him to her untidy place and immediately bends over and throws up her dress, presenting her anus to him. "Come on, turn around," the sailor says angrily. "I don't want to butt-fuck." "BuĂ´ you do want to open that bottle, don't you?" says the whore.

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